(via politicalsexkitten)Source: twitter.com
one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
(via sadtreegirl)Source: slayboybunny
Just told some kids who identify as conservative about how I fundamentally believe terrorism to be necessary and justified and how I am a radical leftist. Thank you college.
"But if you move to communism, doesn’t that mean we abolish the State?"
Me: “Yeah, duh”
"Name one state that successfully became communist!"
Me: “That’s a trick question. Nation-states legitimize the government.”
"Well, wouldn’t that mean we abolish religion?"
Me: “So? jfc”
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.
(via bitchimightbebetsy)Source: jerkidiot
BRO IM TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT NOT MAKE FRIENDS