I am (formerly) high school policy debater and now an Industrial and System Engineer at Virginia Tech. Things I like: Policy debate, NBC shows, USA shows (None of these reality shows), Music, Math, Philsophy (Baudrillard, some Marx, some Foucault, dash of Zizek, Agamben here and there), etc. etc.

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I have decided to start blogging about roommate because this should be funny. He’s a pretty quiet kid in general but every so often I note he does things that I just don’t understand so why not share them?

This is my fourth week, but so far I have noticed a few habits. Philip always gets up early (like 7am) even though I don’t think he has a single 8am class. I’m like almost certain all his classes start after 10am. He will wake up early to eat cereal and watch manga or play something called Osu. I don’t really get it.

Which brings me to the second thing I have noticed. Philip has a hard on for milk. If he isn’t drinking water, he is drinking milk. Right now, we have like 7 different types of milk in our fridge. I don’t know why he likes milk so much. I’ll have to do some further investigating.

Okay so now I have a real dilemma. What am I supposed to do?

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listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

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u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

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aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

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When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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  • BABY: [builds tower with blocks]
  • ME: ok this is very good
  • under capitalism massive building projects are constructed through wage slavery
  • and through their sheer size and scale intimidate and pacify the masses
  • so this is a great comment
  • BABY: [knocks over tower]
  • ME: that’s right
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politicalsexkitten has me beat big time with her selfie game, but here’s my top 6 (aka the only 6 I could find that didn’t absolutely suck).

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